Headlines that could have been dated April 1

Golfers terrified amid hunt for 'disembowelling' bird

Team of pet detectives called in to catch the 6ft South American bird which has taken up residence on a Hertfordshire golf course

"For days, the members of Barkway Park Golf Club have had to pluck up courage to venture out to play, for fear of being attacked by a 6ft bird reputedly capable of disembowelling a man with a flick of its six-inch claws.
But help is now at hand, after a team of professionals were called in to track down and capture the South American creature..."

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Space hopper man caught bouncing through underpass

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Woman Gets Stuck Shimmying Naked Down Chimney Of Estranged Boyfriend’s Home

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German court rules that men can urinate while standing


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Richard Dawkins wants to fight Islamism with erotica.

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Belle de Jour author Brooke Magnanti insists she was a call girl
"Belle de Jour writer Dr Brooke Magnanti goes to court to defend her claims that she worked as prostitute, saying she will "present evidence that I was a sex worker" in unusual libel battle with her former boyfriend Owen Morris"

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See my post from April 2014:

Headlines that could have been dated April 1, from the Telegraph

Swedish men told to beware testicle-munching fish

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