Headlines that could have been April 1

 

Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Nose-Picking Health Workers Had Higher COVID Risk— "Deserves more consideration as a potential health hazard," researchers say

US driver pulled over with huge African bull riding shotgun in car. Converted vehicle stopped in Nebraska with gigantic-horned Watusi bovine called Howdy Doody as passenger

Man Shot Dead at Pole-Dancing Studio, Naked Dancers Flee Into Night

Reform and Conservative Converts Qualify for Subsidized Circumcisions, Israel's Top Court Rules

Authorities Seize Alligator Being Held Illegally in Home Near

 Buffalo

(the alligators should be housed near the crocodiles...)